Hurray I have a chemistry exam tomorrow afternoon! Some kooky kid in our chemistry course posted a bunch of *hysterical* chemistry jokes on our discussion board for fun...I've heard some before, but a bunch are new to me! Enjoy?
1. A neutron walks into a restaurant and orders a couple of drinks As she is about to leave, she asks the waiter how much she owes. The waiter replies, "For you, No Charge!!!"
2. Q: Why do chemists call helium, curium and barium the medical elements?
A: Because if you can't helium or curium, you barium!
(good advice for us biomed kids!)
3. What is the most important thing to learn in chemistry? Never lick the spoon.
4. What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder? "You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."
5. Q: What does one do if one can't zwim?
A: Zinc.
6. Q:What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?
A: A one molar solution.
7. Q: What is a cation afraid of?
A: A dogion.
8. Q: What do you call a joke that is based on cobalt, radon, and yttrium?
A: CoRnY.
9. Q: What do chemists use to make guacomole?
A: Avogadros.
10.Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium and just couldn't put it down? :P
HEHEHE GREAT!
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